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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A prestigious law firm interviewed many candidates, narrowing the field down to Robert and Paul. Both had graduated magna cum laude. Both were from good families. Both were attractive and well spoken. It was up to the senior partner to decide, so he took each aside and asked one question: "Why did you become a lawyer?" Within seconds, he chose Paul. Baffled, Robert took Paul aside and said, "I don't understand why I was rejected. When he asked why I became a lawyer, I told him that I had great respect for the law, that I'd lay down my life for the Constitution, and that all I wanted was to serve my clients. What did you say?" Robert replied, "I told him I became a lawyer because of my hands." "Your hands? What does that mean?" "There wasn't any money in either of them!"
I directed a play and decided to spice it up by adding a lesbian shower scene. Some reviewers said it was fresh and the kind of boldness that theater needs today. Most said I'd ruined the nativity.
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