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"9-1-1, what's your emergency?" "Come quick! There's a burglar trapped in the home of an old maid." "Who is this?" "The burglar!"
At the end of the semester, Professor Lynte went over the final exam. "The final will test your comprehension via a multiple-choice test and an oral exam." Heather knew that if she did poorly on the final, she wouldn't graduate, so after class she went to Professor Lynte's office. "Professor," she said in her sexiest voice, "is there anyway you could help me out?" Within minutes, they were going at it on his desk. Afterwards, Heather asked, "So? How's my comprehension?" "So far, so good," said the professor, "but you'll have to come back again tomorrow." "Why?" "Because tomorrow is the oral part of the exam!"
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