Monday, May 4, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] May 5, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A couple went to their first Lamaze class and the husband was given a bag of sand to wear so he'd learn what it's like to be pregnant. He stood up, shrugged and said, "This isn't so bad." The instructor then dropped a pen and asked him to pick it up. The husband asked, "You want me to pick up that pen as if I were pregnant? Like my wife would do it?" "Exactly," replied the instructor. To the delight of the other husbands in the class, he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, would you please pick up my pen?"

 

I found out today that I'm going to be a father. Shame I can't share the news with my wife! 


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