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A physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer were asked to establish the volume of a metal sphere. The physicist immersed it in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid. The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated the volume as a triple integral. The engineer went to the vendor's website and found the spec sheet.
"I've had it with my wife. I'm filing for a divorce." "What happened?" "I found her birth control pills." "But, with all due respect to your religion, you can't just leave your wife for what the Church says is a sin." "It ain't that. I had a vasectomy five years ago!"
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