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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Ready to tee off on a 223-yard par three, the over-confident golfer bragged to his caddy, "Looks to me like a five-wood and a putt." The caddy shook his head; he'd been listening to this crap the whole round. But he said nothing and handed him his five-wood. The golfer topped the ball and it went about fifty yards. The caddy immediately pulled out the putter and said, "And now for one helluva putt!"
Two young boys, playing in a field, found a donkey that had died with an erect pen¡s. Being mischievous, they cut off the donkey's d¡ck and headed home. Rounding a corner, they spied a policeman and quickly tossed the member over the wall of the nunnery, where it landed directly in front of two nuns. Sister Agnes yelled, "Oh, no! They've killed Father O'Malley!"
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