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A new father ran into the delivery waiting room and announced to his family, "It's twins!" His family was excited. One asked, "Who do they look like?" The new father blurted, "Each other!"
"Now, Susan, this is your first date and I want you to promise me something." "What, Mom?" "Whatever happens, don't let that boy put his hands up your dress." "Okay. I promise." Later, after a movie and burgers, the young couple parked in Lover's Lane. He made his move and ran his hand up her leg. She stopped him once firmly, then twice reluctantly, but by the third time, she was breathing hard. She whispered, "I promised my mother that I wouldn't let you put your hand up my dress. But, if you put your hand down the back of my dress, it'll be the second hole you come to!"
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