Thursday, May 21, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] May 21, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

As we drove in the funeral procession, my daughter asked the dreaded question, "Dad, what will happen to us when you die?" My son didn't even look up from his texting. "Dummy! We'll ride in the limo!"

 

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and an anorexic prostitute? One is a phony buck... 


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