Monday, May 25, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] May 26, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Last month, 2,000 feet below the Gulf of Mexico near Louisiana, ROV Hercules had an encounter with a magnificent sperm whale. Extremely rare, incredible footage. You’ll know just how much when you hear the excitement of the crew!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkBpummjR5I 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

During one busy court session, the judge passed a note to his clerk: "Blind on right side. May be falling. Please call someone." The understandably alarmed clerk made a quick phone call and then whispered to the judge, "Paramedics are on the way!" The puzzled judge pointed to a sagging Venetian blind on the right window and said, "I was thinking of someone from Maintenance!"

 

Erotic Literature for Premature Ejaculators: Chapter One -- She looked at him through smoldering eyes. The End 


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