It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
What happens if you remove one letter from a movie title and then redraw the poster? Here's an example: "Obocop: a police officer adjusts to his new robotic implants by playing soothing sounds on his oboe."
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
He was so paranoid that his stationary bike had a rear-view mirror!
"How was your doctor's appointment today, dear?" "Not good," replied his wife. "The doctor told me I had a nice pussy!" "What!? He did? Are you sure? I'm gonna have a talk with him tomorrow!" The next morning, he barged into the doctor's office and demanded an apology. "You told my wife she has a nice pussy! I'm this close to flattening you right here!" he shouted. "I said no such thing," denied the doctor. "What I said was she had acute angina!"
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