Wednesday, November 16, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] November 16, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Shortly after take-off of an Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, a flight attendant announced in a lovely Irish brogue, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm very sorry but there's been a mix-up by our catering service and instead of a hundred meals, they only gave us fifty. Anyone willing to give up their meal will receive free drinks for the duration of our flight." Her next announcement was two hours later. "If anyone is hungry, we still have fifty meals available."

What do you call an Indian brave with three testicles? A buck and a half! 


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