It's Al Lowe's
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And, of course, they had to set a Guinness record for “Largest Theremin Ensemble!”
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How is it that only one company makes the game "Monopoly?"
The Consultant estimates it will take eighteen months to deliver a baby. The Site Engineer thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. The Client doesn't know why he wants a baby. The Marketing Manager thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are involved. The Documentation Team doesn't care whether or not a child is delivered, they'll just document all nine months. The Quality Auditor is never happy with any baby. The Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. The Third Party Auditor is sure that this is not the right baby. The Software Engineer thinks you can deliver a baby in one month if you get nine girls pregnant.
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