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One Thanksgiving we went to my sister's house for dinner. Knowing my sister is gullible, Mom decided to play a trick: she told sis that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, Mom removed the stuffing from the turkey, put it in a Cornish hen she'd brought with her, inserted that inside the turkey, then re-stuffed the turkey and placed the combo in the oven. At dinner, my sister started to remove the stuffing from the turkey, but when she hit something inside, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. Mom acted shocked and exclaimed, "Oh, no! You've cooked a pregnant bird!" My sister burst into tears. It took us an hour to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
One extra-terrestrial to another: "Last month, they lobotomized pumpkins. Now they're shoving bread up a turkey's ass. I told you this planet has issues, Bert!"
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