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The Pope arrived at the Pearly Gates and met Saint Peter. "Who are you?" asked Saint Peter. "I am the Pope." "Who? Pope? I have no such name in my book." "I'm the representative of God on Earth." "God has a representative? He didn't tell me." "I am the leader of the Catholic Church." "Catholic Church? Never heard of it. Let me check with the Boss." Saint Peter found God and said, "Some dude claims he's your representative on Earth." "I have no representative on Earth, at least none that I know of. Let me ask Jesus. Oh, Jesus!" "Yes, Father?" God explained the situation. Jesus said, "Let me talk to this guy." Minutes later, Jesus returned, chuckling to himself. "What's so funny?" asked God. Jesus answered, "Remember 2,000 years ago when I started that fishing club?"
Why do men have penises? So they have at least one way to keep a woman from talking!
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