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Remember when NASA's New Horizons spacecraft flew past Pluto in July 2015? It captured 50 gigabits of stunning high-resolution photos. The last bits of data came to Earth only last week.
http://go.nasa.gov/2fs16lZ
Why did it take more than a year for the data to arrive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjEesn2TFBA
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Deep in the heart of the jungle, a safari found itself surrounded by fierce-looking natives. As they moved near, one man remembered a trick he saw in a movie. He pulled out his Bic lighter and flicked the flame towards the native group's leader. The astonished native moved back several feet and gasped, "That's incredible!" The man waved the flame before him and shouted, "You'd better believe it's incredible!" The native answered, "Yeah, my lighter never works on the first try!"
Why are crabs always tired? Because they only sleep in snatches.
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