Wednesday, November 16, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] November 17, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

My Favorite Tofu Recipe: Throw the tofu in the trash and grill a steak!

Two cowboys were talking in the bunkhouse. "That new bull nearly did me in today." "Oh, yeah? What happened?" "While I was a' spreadin' feed, that sucker charged me like a locomotive from hell. Damn near got me, too!" "How'd you get away?" "Well, he slipped a few times and that let me jump over the fence." "Sounds scary! If it'd been me, I'd probably have shit!" "What do you think that bull slipped on?!" 


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