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You know not to open unexpected email attachments, yet sometimes you're just too curious to resist. Next time, save the attachment to your desktop without opening it. Then scan it with your virus program. If it passes inspection, then you can open it. But if not, delete it and your computer will still be safe.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000
When the small town's fire department acquired a new fire truck, a town meeting was held to determine what to do with the old one. After much discussion, the town blonde suggested they keep it and use it for false alarms!
Why are cowboys' balls all the same size? So they can pull each other's trailers!
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