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A group of 40-year-old buddies decide to meet for dinner at the Hofbrau House, because the waitresses there have low-cut blouses and nice breasts. Ten years later, they decide to meet again. This time they agree to meet at the Hofbrau House, because the food is good and they have a nice wine selection. At age sixty, they decide to meet again. They finally decide on the Hofbrau House, because it's quiet and smoke-free. At age seventy, they decide to meet again. This time they agree upon the Hofbrau House, because it's wheelchair accessible and they have an elevator. At age eighty, the eighty decide to meet again. For a long time, they discuss where to meet. They finally agree to meet at the Hofbrau House, because they've never been there before!
How is a near-sighted gynecologist like a puppy? They each have a wet nose!
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