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Got a GPS in your car? Saved your home location? What if a thief stole your car? He'd know you're not home and he probably has your garage door opener. The next time you're at your neighborhood shopping center, relocate your "home" position to there. You can get home from there and a thief won't have a clue.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A collector, looking for rare books, came across an old farmer who said he had nothing of interest. "But last week, I found a big old bible out in the barn." "Old bibles aren't usually worth much," said the collector. "There are just so many of them." "Yeah," said the farmer. "That's why I threw it away. It was in German, anyway. And way too big to read." "Did it have a name on it?" "Yeah, Guten-somethin'." "Not Gutenberg?" "Yeah, that's it." "What?! You threw away one of the first books ever printed? That's worth twenty-five million dollars!" "Oh, I doubt that," said the farmer. "It had scribbling all over the margins by some guy named Martin Luther!"
As the couple watched TV, the husband kept switching between the baseball game and a soft porn cable movie. He mumbled an excuse to his wife, "I don't know whether to watch them or the game." She replied, "Go ahead and watch them. You already know how to play baseball!"
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