[cyberjoke3000] March 23, 2010

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Maybe it's just a guy thing, but I found "The Monster" fascinating. Watch as SSI builds and then runs an 800-hp shredder!
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/the_monster.htm
Then watch it eat a BMW:
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/bmw.htm
They have a huge collection of "shred videos" here:
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Years ago, Pablo Picasso caught a burglar who had broken into his studio. The crook got away, but Picasso gave police a sketch of him. On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, a washing machine, and the Eiffel Tower!

An American tourist in Mexico saw a donkey rental place and decided to try it. "I want to rent a donkey," he said. The proprietor replied, "We don't call them donkeys here--they're a$$es. And the only a$$ I have left is a little weird. You have to scratch him to make him stop." "No big deal," thinks the American and takes his new a$$ for a spin. Seeing a hotdog stand, he stopped and ordered a hotdog. The proprietor replied, "We don't call them hotdogs here--they're wieners." Meanwhile, his donkey started to wander off. He turned to another tourist and asked, "Would you mind holding my wiener while I scratch my a$$?"

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