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http://cnettv.cnet.com/skip-dvd-trailers/9742-1_53-50084412.html
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Paddy O'Shea thought it would be the neighborly thing to do to go next door and welcome the new couple to the neighborhood. Five hours later he staggered home and up to the bedroom. His wife asked, "So, Paddy, how are the new neighbors?" "Nice enough, I guess," Paddy replied, "but they have no class. They brought out a quart of the worst whiskey I've ever tasted. A couple of times, I thought about not finishing it!"
The Irishman hobbled into a doctor's office. "I think I broke my foot." "What happened?" "Well, it all started twenty years ago." "Twenty years?" the startled doctor exclaimed. "Yep. I had just started as an apprentice to Sean O'Toole and I was sleeping in his hayloft. The first night, his young daughter climbed up into the hayloft and asked me if there was anything she could do for me. I said, 'No, I'm comfortable.' and she left." "So?" asked the doctor. "Then, the next night, she climbed up there again, but this time wearing only a nightgown. 'Now is there anything I can do for you?' she asked me and again I told her, 'Nope. I'm good.' " "I don't understand," said the doctor. "Then, on the third night, she climbed up there stark naked and asked me the same thing. And again, I said I was fine, and she left." "I'm confused," said the doctor. "What does this have to do with your broken foot?" "I'm getting' there, doc. This afternoon, when I finally realized what she meant, I got so mad I kicked a brick wall!"
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