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This morning I was shocked to learn that Sam Suede in Undercover Exposure was going to be finished and marketed. The press release was the first I had heard of it. Read this and you'll know as much as I do:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A Christian couple wanted a Christian pet. At a kennel specializing in Christian training, they found a dog that could fetch a Bible and look up various psalms. Impressed, they bought it and immediately showed off its skills to their Sunday School class. Their friends were impressed, but asked if it could also do any of the usual dog tricks. They hadn't thought about that but decided to find out. They called the dog and ordered it to "Heel." The dog jumped up, put its paw on the man's forehead, closed its eyes in concentration, and bowed its head!
Mom walked down into the basement to do some laundry and caught Little Johnny masturbating. "John! Don't do that. Good little boys save it until they're married." Years later, when Johnny finally got married, his new wife asked, "John, what's in these 18 mayonnaise jars?"
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