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CyberJokester Al Bryda sends along this video by Tom Baynham and Ben Tyers who also earned Masters degrees in Manufacturing Engineering from Cambridge University. Which will bring them more success?
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
There are more important things than money, but they won't date you if you don't have any!
An old lady stood before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates when she heard a blood-curdling scream. "What's that?" she cried. Saint Peter replied, "Oh, don't worry about that. It's just someone having the holes drilled into her shoulders for her wings." No sooner had he finished speaking, but she heard another horrible scream. "What's that?" she asked. "Oh, nothing. Someone is having her head drilled for her new halo." The woman said, "I can't take this. Send me to hell instead." Saint Peter responded, "You don't want to go there. You'll be raped and forced to perform oral sex." "Maybe so," she said, "but at least I already have the holes for that!"
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