Tuesday, March 9, 2010

[cyberjoke3000] March 10, 2010



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Feeling down this morning? Here's three minutes of the best five baby laughs you've ever heard. If you can watch this without smiling--you're dead!
http://www.flixxy.com/best-baby-laughing.htm

Got a joke to share with me? Send it here. If you received this email from a friend, why not start your own free subscription? It's easy. See below.

AL

Today's CyberJoke 3000™

What is long, white and useless to an Irishwoman? An Irish man!

A Texan sat down in his airline seat, turned to the fellow next to him, and said, "Howdy, suh. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes. And I hate Irishmen!" The little fellow beside him replied, "Well now, how d'ye do? My name's Patrick Michael O'Donnell. I'm from Dublin, Ireland. I'm 5-foot 6-inches tall. I'm white from the top o' me head to the tip o' me toes, except for me a$$hole, which is brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N!"


Listen and laugh at CyberJoke 3000™&
For a free subscription to CyberJoke 3000™
If you can read, you qualify! And it really is free.
You can learn more about it here.
Every past issue is here.
To join, send a blank email here.
To quit, send a blank email here.

To change your email address
Go here, unsubscribe your old address, then resubscribe with your new address.

To contact me
For more humor, visit allowe.com.
Submit your jokes for CyberJoke 3000™ here.
Send your comments and feedback here.

Copyright information
I am not the author of these jokes and I do not claim any copyright privileges concerning them. I assume them to be in the public domain. I do my best not to use copyrighted material. If you see any, tell me and I'll remove it immediately. You're welcome to send these jokes to anyone, as long as you forward this entire email, complete with all this information intact.



__._,_.___


Your email settings: Individual Email|Traditional
Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required)
Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch to Fully Featured
Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe

__,_._,___

No comments:

Post a Comment