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A Guide to Understanding Statistics: Remember: human beings average one testicle each!
Paddy was planning to marry and asked his doctor how he could determine if his new bride is still a virgin. His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, you need an Irish Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit." "Really? And what might that be?" asked Paddy. The doctor responded, "Some red paint, some blue paint, and a shovel." "Aye. But what do I do with those things, doc?" The doctor replied, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other one blue. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see,' you hit her with the shovel!"
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