Friday, March 19, 2010

[cyberjoke3000] March 19, 2010



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Butch Obrycki sends along this powerful message from TAC, set to the music of REM:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A conservative Midwestern college had a standing rule that the heat was not to be turned on in its dormitories before a certain date. One year, winter reared its ugly head early. Students in both the men's and women's dorms complained about the cold, but nothing was done. After four days of no heat and no respite in sight, the women hung a bed sheet on the outside of their dorm with the message, "Turn on the heat or we'll turn on the boys!" The heat came on soon thereafter.

How do you know if an auto mechanic has just had sex? One of his fingers is clean!


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