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Mathieu Bich tried to fool Penn & Teller's on their "Fool Us" TV show. Does he succeed? He sure fooled me. It's a wonderful sleight of hand trick. How'd he do it?
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal Brujo who indicated that the leaves of one particular fern were a sure cure for constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the Brujo looked him straight in the eye and said, "Let me assure you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas!"
A young prince married. His father, the king, anxiously wanted a grandchild, so he stationed a servant outside the newlyweds' door to report on their activities. The next morning, the servant reported in. "Sire, as the young couple prepared for bed, the bride said, 'I offer my honor' and the groom replied, 'I honor your offer' and it was like that all night long: honor and offer, honor and offer!"
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