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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Mick went for Holy Communion. When the priest got to him, he said softly, "Body of Christ." Mick replied, "Yeah, thanks, man. I've been working out!"
After the midget married a tall woman, he was asked about sex. He replied, "When we're toes to toes, my nose is in it and when we are nose to nose, my toes are in it!"
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