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The Etch-A-Sketch Users Manual: My Etch-A-Sketch has funny little lines all over the screen. What should I do? Pick it up and shake it. How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? Pick it up and shake it. What's the shortcut for Undo? Pick it up and shake it. How do I create a New Document? Pick it up and shake it. How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? Pick it up and shake it. What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? Pick it up and shake it. How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? Pick it up and shake it. How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? Don't shake it.
I went in for a routine check up yesterday and everything went fine until he stuck his finger up my butt. I wonder: Should I find another dentist?
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