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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Two murderers were led to the execution chamber and given their last rites. The warden gave a short speech, said a final prayer, and then asked the first murderer, "Do you have a last request?" He replied, "Yes, sir, I do. I want to listen to Kenny G's latest CD while I die." "Certainly," replied the warden. He then turned to the other murderer. "And do you have a last request?" He said, "Yeah. Kill me first!"
Bob came home from work, dropped his briefcase, grabbed his wife, and made wild, passionate love to her, right on the living room floor! "Wow!" she said, afterwards, "What brought that on?" Bob sighed and said, "I overheard some guys at the office saying you put out!"
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