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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A woman called the manager of a factory that hired only married men and asked, "Why do you only hire married men? Do you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous, or what?" The manager replied, "None of those, Ma'am. We want employees used to obeying orders, accustomed to being bossed around, who know how to keep their mouths shut, and don't pout when I yell at them!"
A woman asked the pharmacist, "Do you sell extra large condoms?" He replied, "Yes, do you want to buy some?" She responded, "No, but is it okay if I wait here until someone does?"
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