It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000
When you choose your state on a website, don't click the down arrow and then slide all the way down the entire list of state names. Instead, click once in the field and then type the first letter of your state's name. If you get another state first, just press the same key again, e.g., press W once for Washington, then again for West Virginia. Much faster!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000
Blueprint for the redneck labyrinth: ==============================
Before sex, you help each other undress. But after sex, you only dress yourself. Life lesson? No one helps you once you're screwed!
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