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http://www.zite.com/static/blog/usmap
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Dear Mom & Dad: Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy. Snow White lived with seven men. Pinochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around naked. Sleeping Beauty married the first stranger who kissed her. Cinderella lied and sneaked out to a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since an early age!
It was Harold's first day in the car pool. He came running out and got about halfway down the walk, when he heard his wife growl behind him. He ran back up the steps, spread her bathrobe, bent over, kissed her down there, ran back down the walk, and hopped in the car. After a few seconds of silence, Walter just had to ask, "Harold, it may be none of my business, but why'd you kiss her like that?" Harold said, "You wouldn't believe her breath in the morning!"
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