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When filling out online forms, everyone knows (at least since yesterday) that you should press Tab to go to the next field. What I forgot to include was to use Shift-Tab to move back to the previous field. Thanks to all who chided me for not including this tip yesterday. I use this all the time myself; I don't know why I didn't think of it.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A young man limped into the doctor's office. "Good morning, John. What's wrong?" "It's my shins, Doc. Look." "Heavens, they're black and blue. It looks like everyone's been kicking you. What did you play, soccer or rugby?" "Neither, Doc: bridge!"
A high school boy came home from school and told his mom, "I had sex with my teacher today." "Oh, God! Go to your room! And just wait until your father gets home!" said Mom. When he did, she couldn't tell him the sordid story; she told him to ask the boy. Dad headed upstairs to ask why Mom was so mad. "All I said was: I had sex with my teacher today," replied the boy. "Wow, son. That's my boy! Ya know, son, women don't think about these things like men do. But I'm proud of you. Ya know what? I'm gonna take you out and buy you that motorcycle you've been wanting!" They did just that and, as they prepared to leave, he asked his son, "Do you want to ride it home, son?" The boy replied, "Nah. My a$$ is still sore!"
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