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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
My teacher asked what was our favorite animal. I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she was wrong, since everyone else laughed. I told my dad; he said she's probably in PETA. They love animals very much. Me, too, especially chicken, pork and beef. She sent me to the principal's office. When I told him what happened, he laughed too, but said not to do it again. The next day, she asked for our favorite live animal. I said, "Chicken." "Why?" "Because you can fry 'em!" She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and said not to do it again. Today, she asked, "What famous person do you admire?" I answered, "Colonel Sanders!"
Confucius say: Man who wants cute nurse must be patient. Confucius say: Like spider web, passionate kiss leads to undoing of fly. Confucius say: Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Confucius say: Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Confucius say: Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Confucius say: Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. Confucius say: It takes many nails to build a crib but just one screw to fill it. Confucius say: Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Confucius say: A lion may not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood.
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