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"How dry is it?": It's so dry, a guy, caught outside during a brief shower, was so shocked that he fainted; to revive him, they had to throw a bucket of sand on his face. It's so dry, the
A guy walked into a bar and ordered a glass of wine. He noticed a camel was sitting at the far end of the bar. "Why's that camel in here?" The bartender whipped a baseball bat out from under the bar, hit the camel upside its head, and the camel gave him oral sex. When he was done, the bartender asked the customer, "Waddaya think? You wanna try it?" The man replied, "Okay, but you don't need to hit me first!"
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