Tuesday, April 10, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] April 10, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

This time-lapse is one of the few videos I've seen that I actually wanted to slow down! See 179 of Earth's impressive locations, many of which you'll probably recognize.

http://www.flixxy.com/welcome-to-earth-universal-time-lapse.htm 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The secret to a good glass of red wine is to allow it to breathe before drinking. And if it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth!

 

The young novice nun soon realized that the absence of sex was going to be a problem for her, so she confessed to Mother Superior that it felt unhealthy and she was restless. Mother Superior said, "I've heard that some nuns comfort themselves with a candle." The novice replied, "Oh, I've tried that, but you get tired of the same old thing, wick in and wick out!" 


Leisure Suit Larry is now on Kickstarter! Help Replay Games remake the original Larry 1 for modern platforms by pledging a small (or large!) sum at http://kck.st/LeisureSuitLarry and get some great rewards. And be sure to tell your friends, too!


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