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A woman went in for jury duty and was surprised by the judge's definition of voluntary manslaughter: "An intentional killing that occurs while the defendant is under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising from adequate cause, such as when a spouse's mate is found in a compromising position." When asked what she thought of that clause, she responded, "Actually, I have a problem with it. During my first marriage, I caught my husband in bed with my neighbor and all I did was divorce him. I had no idea I could have shot him!" She didn't have to stay for jury duty!
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