Monday, April 2, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] April 3, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I can’t tell you excited I am by the success of the first day of our Kickstarter campaign to bring back Leisure Suit Larry. We’ve gathered more than $70,000 in pledges in just over 12 hours. Thanks to each and every one of you who contributed. But what about the rest of you? It’s not too late. You still have 29 more days. But don’t let those valuable rewards get away. Go right now and check ‘em out: http://kck.st/LeisureSuitLarry

We all take our modern computers and phones for granted, but look at what Google Maps would have been like on the 8-bit NES. You can even go to street view mode by dragging Pegman onto the map. My thanks to CyberJokester Francis!

https://maps.google.com/?t=8&utm_campaign=8bit

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A family was taking its 16-year-old daughter to the hospital for her tonsillectomy. The worried teen asked, "Dad, how will they keep my mouth open during the surgery?" Without hesitation, Dad said, "They'll probably give you a phone!"

 

When men and women meet for the first time, different things pass through their minds. The woman might think, "Hmm. He's not bad looking, and those are nice shoes he's wearing so he must have a good job. I love his smile and he actually seems to be listening to what I say. Of course, if this is going to go anywhere, we're going to have to get rid of that beard." While the man thinks, "Nice t¡ts!" 


Leisure Suit Larry is now on Kickstarter! Help Replay Games remake the original Larry 1 for modern platforms by pledging a small (or large!) sum at http://kck.st/LeisureSuitLarry and get some great rewards. And be sure to tell your friends, too!


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