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A jeweler caught a shoplifter red-handed, stealing a watch from his store. The shoplifter begged, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What if I just buy the watch and we forget about this?" The jeweler agreed and rang up the sale. The crook looked at the register and said, "This is more than I want to spend. Do you have anything cheaper?"
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? "Hump-me, Dump-me!"
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