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Google isn’t letting Dropbox’s success go unnoticed. This week, they announced
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You may have seen my initial pitch for help with our Kickstarter project and thought I really could speak. Nope; that’s just good editing! Now you can learn the bitter truth: acting is tough! (For me!) Here are merely some of the ways I screwed up:
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Todd appeared before the judge yet again. The judge leafed through his criminal record. "Hmm, shoplifting, hit-and-run, disorderly conduct, armed robbery, sexual assault, manslaughter, sexual assault, forgery, sexual assault..." "Yeah, I know," said Todd. "It took me a while to figure out what I was good at!"
My wife and I were quietly enjoying our morning coffee when I announced, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "What? Why?" "Because a woman as fine as you is bound to remarry and I don't want some a$$hole using my stuff." She didn't even look up from her paper as she said, "What makes you think I'd marry another a$$hole?"
Leisure Suit Larry is now on Kickstarter! Help Replay Games remake the original Larry 1 for modern platforms by pledging a small (or large!) sum at http://kck.st/LeisureSuitLarry and get some great rewards. And be sure to tell your friends, too!
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