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After a Scottish couple strolled past a swanky new restaurant, the wife asked, "Did you smell that food? Incredible!" The husband thought, "What the heck? She deserves a treat!" So they walked past it again!
An Australian, an American, and an Irishman were POWs in WWII. The prison commandant was a real bastard and told them he'd kill all three unless their combined pen¡s length was twenty inches. The guards measured them and, fortunately, their combined length was exactly twenty inches. Later, the Australian said, "Well, mates, if it weren't for my 10-incher, we'd all be dead." The American said, "Naw, if it wasn't for my 8 inches, we'd all be dead." The Irishman said, "If that guard didn't turn me on, we'd all be dead!"
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