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Ten Easy Questions: What's 5 divided by ½ plus 3? 13; 5 divided by .5 = 10 + 3 = 13. I have two coins making 55 cents but one is not a nickel. How can that be? One is a half dollar; the other one is a nickel. Why are 1977 dollars worth more than 1976 dollars? Because $1,977.00 is more than $1,976.00. What word in the English language does nearly everyone pronounce incorrectly? The word "incorrectly." Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? No. If he has a widow, he's dead. How much dirt is there in a hole that measuring 2'x3'x4'? None. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28? All of them. Which is correct: 8 + 8 IS fifteen or 8 + 8 ARE fifteen? Neither. 8 + 8 equals 16. A 10' rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung at the surface of the water. There is 1' between rungs. The tide is rising 6" per hour. How long will it take for three rungs to be covered? Never, because boats rise with the tide. Mr. and Mrs. Smith have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people in the family? 9 total: 6 daughters, 1 brother, Mr. Smith, and Mrs. Smith.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the chin!
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