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What's a practical nurse? One who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.
A man took his girlfriend to an X-rated movie. On the way in, they stopped at the snack bar. Within minutes of the start of the movie, she put her hand in his lap. She smiled and whispered, "I see this is turning you on, too. But why is it so cold?" He replied, "Because you're jerking off my Popsicle!"
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