Monday, April 16, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] April 17, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Jed Feiman sends along Google Glasses (not to be confused with Google Googles!). They released this video a week or so ago to demonstrate what augmented-reality glasses could do, someday. But in my opinion, this won't be the future until they eliminate that "talking to myself" syndrome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c6W4CCU9M4

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

If Sex Was Sold In Grocery Stores: Men would do a better job of clipping coupons. Hookers would be called "Special Stock Clerks." If you're "unprepared," you could just go to Aisle 8. There'd be confusion over Trix on Aisle 3 and Tricks on Aisle 10. "Clean up on Aisle 10" takes on a whole new meaning. Imagine freshness dating. Buy One, Get One Free. No one would want to win the Millionth Shopper Award. Some men would still be in the Express Lane!

 

When does 1 + 1 = 3? When you don't use a condom! 


Leisure Suit Larry is now on Kickstarter! Help Replay Games remake the original Larry 1 for modern platforms by pledging a small (or large!) sum at http://kck.st/LeisureSuitLarry and get some great rewards. And be sure to tell your friends, too!


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