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My wife and I were browsing in an antiques store when I noticed their collection of rustic musical instruments. After checking out the wooden flutes, dulcimers and recorders, I picked up a shiny, one-stringed instrument I thought was a mouth harp. I put it to my lips and, much to the amusement of other shoppers, twanged a few notes. My wife rushed over and said, "I hate to break this to you, but you're playing a cheese slicer!"
Several guys often ate at the same restaurant where the food was okay, but the waitress was always sour. One evening, one guy jokingly asked the waitress, "Do you believe in free sex?" She huffed up and grimaced, "I do not!" As the guys all laughed, the first guy asked, "So, how much do you charge?"
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