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[cyberjoke3000] May 13, 2013



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I went up to the hot woman at the bar and said, "Your place or mine?" She looked me up and down and said, "I'll step on the mine!"

 

A young girl noticed she was growing hair "down there." She asked her mom about it. Mom said, "Oh, dear, that's your monkey. You should be proud that your monkey is growing hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey is growing hair." Her sister replied, "That's nice. Mine's already eating bananas." Mom fainted! 


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