Friday, May 3, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] May 3, 2013



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

99% of lawyers give the others a bad name!

 

"Bobby, the object of dating is sex! And to get that, you have to give her things. When you pick her up, have flowers or chocolates or jewelry. Girls love that stuff. The more you give, the more you’ll get!" Saturday night, Bobby showed up for his date with flowers and chocolates. His date was flattered and rewarded him with a long, passionate kiss, pressed her chest to his, and rubbed her fingers through his hair. As soon as she finished, he turn to leave. She said, "Oh, Bobby, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to come on strong and scare you off." He replied, "You didn't! I was just going to buy you some jewelry!" 


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