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Teacher to class: "What does your father do?" Little Johnny: "Anything Mom tells him!"
A Mafia boss was berating the physical condition of his "boys." "Heya, Tony! Why you such a fatta f*¢k?" Tony replied, "Boss, it'sa my Mamma's spaghetti; I can't stop-pa eatin' it, it's ah so good." The boss said, "Try takin' smaller bites." He turned to the next lieutenant. "Giovanni! Why you such a fatta f*¢k?" Giovanni replied, "Boss, it'sa my Mamma's lasagna; I can't stop-pa eatin' it, it's ah so good." The boss frowned. "You shoulda also takea smaller bites." Then he turned to Fredo. "Fredo! How you stay so slim anda trim?" Fredo said, "It'sa easy, Boss. I eata lotsa pussy." "Pussy? Thata taste like sh¡t!" Fredo said, "Boss! Ya gotta takea smaller bites!"
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