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Google made some big announcements last week at its I/O conference. PCmag talks about the 10 biggest surprises here:
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"Have you ever seen a dollar bill all crumpled up?" my wife asked. "Huh?" I responded, not understanding. She gave me a sexy smile and slowly pulled a crumpled bill from her cleavage. "Have you ever seen a twenty all crumpled up?" she asked, moving her hands to her lap. "No," I said, catching on. She seductively pulled a crumpled twenty from her panties. She went on, "Have you ever seen $30,000 all crumpled up?" "No," I said, intrigued with where this was going. She concluded, "Well, you can out in the garage!"
My buddy called me and asked, "Can I stay at your house for a while? My wife kicked me out after she caught me measuring my d¡¢k." I told him, "That doesn't seem that serious." He continued, "It just reaches the back of her sister's throat!"
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