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"That hot new secretary is driving me crazy! She's a real mirage." "I think you're using the wrong word. A mirage is something you can see but can't feel." "Yep, that's her!"
A German, an American, and an Englishman were exploring a jungle when they came across a breathtaking waterfall. The German said, "This waterfall makes me think of the German economy: strong, powerful, and smooth-running." The American said, "This waterfall makes me think of the great American Constitution: each atom of water is an individual with the freedom to make its own way through the world, in unison with nature." The Englishman said "This waterfall makes me think of oral sex." The American and the German turned to him in surprise. "How does a waterfall make you think of oral sex?" The Englishman replied, "Are you kidding, old man? Everything makes me think of oral sex!"
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